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From: Hyack
Author: Unknown
Added: September 11, 2006
Modified: September 11, 2006
Views: 3884
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Rating: 10



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Escaped Inmate:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he�s in there, the husband tells his wife:

�Listen, this guy�s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn�t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.� If he wants sex, don�t resist, don�t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he�ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.�

To which his wife responds: �He wasn�t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!�







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