[Gunnair]

Lemmy Lemmy:

Maple syrup is especially fun in the bedroom. You should see the look on my wife's face when she notices that I've snuck a bottle into the shopping cart.

uhhhh....... add that to the 'just wrong' list...

Along with...

[raydan]

I say what about the right and suffering of all those defenseless carrots and tomatoes. I don't know why PETA limit their concerns to animals only. Who's going to protect the peas and the eggplants?

Forget vegetarian, I'll going mineralarian.
Who's with me?

[Lemmy]

raydan raydan:

Forget vegetarian, I'll going mineralarian.
Who's with me?

Pop rocks?

[romanP]

Maynard James Keenan Maynard James Keenan:

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then.

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........

This is necessary.

[raydan]

Wow RomanP, I love it.
It's a keeper for sure.

[romanP]

It's from the end of Disgustipated on the Tool album called Undertow. Tool's albums are usually full of this kind of twisted wit.

[fifeboy]

raydan raydan:

I say what about the right and suffering of all those defenseless carrots and tomatoes. I don't know why PETA limit their concerns to animals only. Who's going to protect the peas and the eggplants?

Forget vegetarian, I'll going mineralarian.
Who's with me?

Again:

[TattoodGirl]

romanP romanP:

Maynard James Keenan Maynard James Keenan:

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then.

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........

This is necessary.

Love Tool!!!

[Bacardi4206]

raydan raydan:

I say what about the right and suffering of all those defenseless carrots and tomatoes. I don't know why PETA limit their concerns to animals only. Who's going to protect the peas and the eggplants?

Forget vegetarian, I'll going mineralarian.
Who's with me?

Nah you got to go a step further. Minerals have rights to. Let's just all starve to death. Who's with me?

Anyways PETA is on my top 10 list of the biggest hypocrites in the world. I believe they are #2. #1 is Oprah.

It wasn't enough that PETA got seal products banned in the EU but now they want to ban Maple Syrup products in protest of it? Hmm... go for it PETA. More Maple Syrup for Canadians. Ban Hockey in America too. Maybe they will stop stealing all our NHL teams and good players. That way we can add more Canadian teams and have a better game all together. American teams replaced by Canadian ones. Canada vs the world! Hockey style.

Anyways I just hope Americans aren't stupid as the EU was to listen to what PETA had to say. However considering there Buy American streak. Maybe they will welcome it?